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How to Ask your Boss for a Salary Increase..?

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?(Laugh Often to forget your problem)



One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be

under$tanding of the need $ of u$ worker$ who have given $!o much

$upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Be$t Employee






The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear Best Employee,


I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.

You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .


NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if

the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NOvember

presidential elections things have turned bad .


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .



Yours truly,




Manager

My Funny Side

1. Let It Snow


Funny

How do snowmen travel?

By icicle


Funnier

What did Frosty's girlfriend do when she was mad at him?

She gave him the cold shoulder.


Funniest

Why are there are only snowmen and no snow women?

Because only men are crazy enough to stand out in the snow all winter.



2. What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.


3. MILITARY SLOGANS:

Cadets - "No Pain, no gain"

Army - "No Retreat, no surrender"

Marines- " No Guts, no glory"

Security Guards - " No ID, no Entry"