1. Let It Snow
Funny
How do snowmen travel?
By icicle
Funnier
What did Frosty's girlfriend do when she was mad at him?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Funniest
Why are there are only snowmen and no snow women?
Because only men are crazy enough to stand out in the snow all winter.
2. What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.
3. MILITARY SLOGANS:
Cadets - "No Pain, no gain"
Army - "No Retreat, no surrender"
Marines- " No Guts, no glory"
Security Guards - " No ID, no Entry"