How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?(Laugh Often to forget your problem)
One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be
under$tanding of the need $ of u$ worker$ who have given $!o much
$upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Be$t Employee
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Dear Best Employee,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if
the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NOvember
presidential elections things have turned bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
Yours truly,
Manager